Written by queen mudder

Monday, 4 June 2007

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The book says CIA top spook George Tenet shot Hillary's lover Foster

Washington - (Ass Mess): A new biography about Hillary Clinton says that her former law partner Vince Foster was assassinated by ex-CIA top spook George Tenet on orders from President George Bush Senior.

Foster's death was immediately dubbed a 'suicide' after he was found with a fatal bullet wound and a revolver muzzle pointing down his throat.

Having ambled out in his lunch hour to buy a Big Mac, witnesses said they saw Foster park his car and start to eat.

Some minutes later a quiet thud was heard from the parking lot and police were summoned to the scene.

"Sure it was suicide, nobody else was involved.

"The fact that the gun inside his mouth had a silencer attached just shows what a quiet, polite guy he really was, not wanting to draw any attention to his final act of self-abuse on behalf of the Clintons," an official FBI statement recorded on the day stated.

But a new memoir on the Clintons says unequivocally that Buish Senior wanted Foster gagged after a series of fiascos in the White House Travel Office linked him to the Whitewater scandal.

"Tenet was told to do the dirty and he duly obliged."

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Topics: Hillary Clinton

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