Drunk Dog

Funny story written by Cecile Dubois

Saturday, 31 January 2004

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Dog subdued

A dog and its owner allegedly had too much to drink, Mr. Avery, supervisor of an animal shelter claims. After lapping too much beer given by the owner, the dog entered the shelter, snarling and unfriendly. But with an aspirin, the dog was "peppy and friendly".
Asked if she does it often, the woman grumpily exclaimed no. It was the first of such an incident for the animal shelter.
"What would you give to the dog if aspirin weren't enough?" the police officer asked. "Valium", replied the assistant.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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