Voodoo Hillary doll not scary enough

Funny story written by queen mudder

Tuesday, 15 May 2007

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The voodoo doll is about this size says Sen Clinton

Washington - (Ass Mess): A voodoo doll of Hillary Clinton has been rejected by US shoppers as 'not nearly scary enough' after being launched last week complete with a book of incantations and a packet of pins.

"We see this Hillary doll as a lame attempt to make her look relatively cute and cuddly," said a toy industry PR spokesperson today.

A random poll of political memorabilia purchasers found that the 'real Hillary' was 'far scarier than anything you can impale with a pin' and ranked with Mitt Romney on an imaginary Richter Scale of terrifying images.

"That Mitt guy, with just a teensy bit of lip gloss and some hair dye remover is a dead ringer for Bram Stoker's Dracula.

"A lot of folks rate him as the scariest screwball aiming at President and given the current incumbent that's one helluva prospect."

Hillary Clinton's office has "declined to dignify the product with any opinion" but has so far failed to clairfy why the New York senator is due to fly to Germany next week for a photo-op visit to Knut the baby polar bear.

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