Stop the Corrupt Bastards Campaign hots up in Juneau

Funny story written by queen mudder

Tuesday, 1 May 2007

image for Stop the Corrupt Bastards Campaign hots up in Juneau
The Corrupt Bastards Club is knocking on Hell's front door

Alaska - (Ass Mess): Juneau, the Alaskan town named after the goddess wife of Jupiter, King of the Gods in the Roman pantheon of deities, is up in arms at the vast scale of cover-ups concerning Corrupt Bastards Club patronage by the VECO Alaska Construction Group, self proclaimed recent winner of three Alaska Governor Awards.

And at the heart of the prize giving largesse is newly-elected NeoCon Governor Sarah Palin, the glamorous 42 year old Republican cheerleader for the Bush Administration and close pal of beleagured Attorney General Alberto Gonzales.

Palin used to be the mayor of the small Alaskan town of Walrus (Pop.37) before power, or maybe oil or maybe something even more toxic, got into her brain.

Whatever it was, it's also responsible for the names she gave her four kids: a boy called Track - as in field and track event, race track, track down and find, track and trail etc; and three girls called Bristol - that's an English cockney euphemism for breast, boob, titty etc, Willow - as in Willow the kid's film or weeping willow or willow the wood that cricket bats are made of, and Piper - as in Piper Alpha the oil rig disaster in the North Sea.

Palin has been described on some internet discussion sites as being the only female butter-wouldn't-melt-in-her-ass Governor to have sucked Alberto Gonzales before he was outed by NATO as a corrupt Cuban-born ex-KGB colleague of Bush.

Her strategic gubernatorial role in Alaska is a clear sign to many that the big oil graft and kickbacks scandals that go back to the Exxon Valdez disaster are the greatest domestic threats to the Bush Administration regardless of the foreign mess he's in.

And CBC member Bruce Weyhrauch? Washington sources say that the former State legislator who took a tumble off his boat the other week may be high up on the list of the DC madam's client list which Deborah Jeane Palfrey is drip-feeding to the press in what must be one of the most nightmarish weeks ever for the Bush Administration.

"Can't wait for Karl Rove to pop out of her client records and get subpoenaed to testify in her vice trial," a Spoof diplomatic source said today.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Comedy spoof news topics
Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more