George Bush: Best US President?

Funny story written by FlanneryCleveland

Friday, 4 May 2007

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George W. Bush

At a President Ranking announcement, a committee of liberal historians ranked George W. Bush the best president in the United States.

The committee's chairman said that George W. Bush is indisputably America's best president. They ranked Andrew Johnson 2nd best, and Warren Harding 3rd best, and James Buchanan 4th best.

Among the worst presidents are George Washington, the two Roosevelts, and Abe Lincoln.

Everybody was not surprised that George W. Bush was the leading President according to this ranking.

Prime Minister Nouri-Al-Maliki thought Bush was the best president, and as a result, trades souls together through an actually meaningful handshake.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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