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Funny story: An Alaskan Laments- Our Sarah Is Gone.

An Alaskan Laments- Our Sarah Is Gone.

The halls of the mansion have been cold and dark for many months, though it be the height of summer . Since the decisions of November have been cast a new wind has blown across the land and the Queens footfalls have barely been heard upon the marble floors. The rooms are empty; her spirit has gone elsewhere. Even when her physical presence is here, her spirit is not. It has stayed in the warm land...

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Funny story: Juneau residents fear global warming could result in Baked Alaska

Juneau residents fear global warming could result in Baked Alaska

Juneau, Alaska - (Ass Mess): Global warming fears are preying on the minds of Juneau residents after four torrid weeks of big oil graft-peddlers Corrupt Bastards Club headlines which exposed the bribing force behind state legislators preaching climat...

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Funny story: Corrupt Bastards Win in Legislation

Corrupt Bastards Win in Legislation

NAZIUSA - Juneau, AK - The Corrupt Bastards Club scored two victories in the courts today when they killed two bills in committee despite evidence of popularity among legislators.

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Funny story: Bush sends in USS Bunker Hunt to blast Juneau satirist for "caravan" story

Bush sends in USS Bunker Hunt to blast Juneau satirist for "caravan" story

Juneau, Alaska - (Ass Mess): The White House ordered a massive show of strength today in the Corrupt Bastards Club-riddled shores around Juneau where a Nam Vet and satirist has been holding out lampooning the Bush Administration's freefall into i...

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Funny story: Juneau mayor: "Whatever next, an earthquake perhaps?"

Juneau mayor: "Whatever next, an earthquake perhaps?"

Juneau, Alaska - (Ass Mess): Commenting on the spate of headline-grabbing events centered on Alaskan capital Juneau during the past few weeks Mayor Bruce M Botelho said today he was still reeling from shock but prepared for the worst:...

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Funny story: Juneau's Bong Hits 4 Jesus started Corrupt Bastards Club karmic payback slide

Juneau's Bong Hits 4 Jesus started Corrupt Bastards Club karmic payback slide

Washington DC - (Ass Mess): Was a waggish 'Bong Hits 4 Jesus' schoolboy prank in 2002 the begining of a karmic payback for the Corrupt Bastards Club whose three members have just been charged in a major corruption probe into Alaskan state leg...

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Funny story: Stop the Corrupt Bastards Campaign hots up in Juneau

Stop the Corrupt Bastards Campaign hots up in Juneau

Alaska - (Ass Mess): Juneau, the Alaskan town named after the goddess wife of Jupiter, King of the Gods in the Roman pantheon of deities, is up in arms at the vast scale of cover-ups concerning Corrupt Bastards Club patronage by the VECO Alaska Const...

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Funny story: Free 'Bong Hits 4 Jesus' bumper stickers annoy drivers

Free 'Bong Hits 4 Jesus' bumper stickers annoy drivers

In a wave of vandalism stretching across dozens of states, "Bong Hits 4 Jesus" stickers have begun to appear on cars and other private property.

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