(Hollyweird) -- Actor, Director, & Recovering Anti-semite Mel Gibson is reportedly meeting in seclusion this weekend with Actor & F.A.G. Father of the Year Alec Baldwin to counsel the star of TV's 30 Rock, Scorcese's The Departed, and daughter Ireland's answering machine. After an outburst at the Korean-made appliance, Baldwin was said to be despondent (and hoarse) and friends called in Gibson who himself has had issues with anger from time to time.
Gibson is also something of an expert in women, having made the successful film "What Women Want" with Helen Hunt and another actress who played Gibson's happy teenage daughter. Neither were believed to be Jewish.
If Gibson does actually know what women want it should come in handy to Baldwin, the aging overweight actor whose little daughter will not speak to him, ouch!, and whose world-class-babe wife KIM BESSINGER is dumping him. Mega-Ouch! Neither Ireland of Bessinger are believed to be Jewish so Dr. Mel's counselling may proceed without the counsellor going balistic.
The other Baldwim brothers were in conference at a Malibu rehab/colonic irrigation ranch and could not be reached for verbal abuse or comment.