Victoria's Secret Revealed

Funny story written by KEN RYNNE

Saturday, 21 April 2007

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And Victoria's secret is.....

(The Mall) -- In an exclusive for and in what advertising and marketing executives say has got to be THE worst marketing blunder in modern history, a part time employee of a Victoria's Secret at the Tyson's Corner Mall in Vienna, Virginia, has disclosed Victoria's actual secret.

A highly trained cadre of mall security agents, previously with Blackwater security in Baghdad, said they had never faced the anger and self-esteem shattering verbal abuse of crowds that they did as Gary Silverpin, a stockboy in the push up department, was led out in handcuffs (mink-lined, $55.95). Before he could utter the secret, guards threw him to the ground. will announce the secret at the earliest possible time consistent with our lawyers' direction, likely to be tomorrow as early as 12 noon (Eastern) but could be as late as (Eastern)

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