Written by queen mudder

Saturday, 21 April 2007

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Bush: unnatural born killer

Hollywood - (Ass Mess): Triple Oscar winning movie maker Oliver Stone is set to direct an advert for a campaign calling for the impeachment of George W Bush and his eminence grise Dick Cheney.

The feature-length ad will bare all of so far unpublished NATO intelligence dossiers starting with Bush's Dallas '63 assassination of JFK and Cheney's alibi that got him off the Feds' hook.

"We have Cuban ex-KGB mobsters in Washington who say they're bona fide politicians," Stone said in a statement today. "But the people who suffer most from their policies are spread all over the world.

"I decided to participate in this venture because a close NATO pal gave me some footage that makes Zaprudder seem like an installment from Family Guy."

Stone's impressive CV includes Academy Awards for Midnight Express, Platoon and Born on the Fourth of July

The ad is provisionally entitled Unnatural Sworn Capitol Hillers and is scheduled for release in eary May to coincide with the US visit of Elizabeth II who originally hired Bush Jr for the 1963 Dallas assassination.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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