Wolfowitz Begs forgiveness!

Funny story written by Pointer

Sunday, 15 April 2007

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Shaha says; Shaha...ha...ha...ha!

Paul Wolfowitz, one of the architects of the Neo-Con plan to dethrone Saddam Hussein and capture his dreaded weapons of mass destruction, is asking the world's forgiveness!

The confession and requested absolution unfortunately has nothing to do with the mass destruction of Allied and Iraqi dead. Instead, Wolfowitz has turned out to be a wolf in his relationship with a girlfriend at the World Bank. Wolfie had her promoted, transferred and given a huge raise. Girlfriend wanted nothing to do with it and is calling herself a victim.

Bush administration spokespersons are continuing their support for Wolfie: "Victim?! Gimme a raise like she got and we'll all put out for Paulie!", announced Bush White House Spokespersons. Shaha Riza replied to the remark by saying: "Sha. . ha. . ha. . . ha!"

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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