If War Czar Position Is Vacant, Can There Be A War?

Funny story written by KEN RYNNE

Tuesday, 17 April 2007

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No War Czar - No War

(Pentagon City Mall, VA) -- A barista at the local Starbuck's has posed a new qualm for philosophers: If the position of War Czar is Vacant, Can There Be A War?

The President, for a few moths, Bush has decreed after another year of death and destruction (but great Mission Accomplished banners and Flight Suit Photo Ops) that what we need to win now is a War Czar. Qualifications of the Czar will be someone who can talk to State Dept, talk to War Department, rebuild what was broken in Iraq and Afghanistan, and find ass with both hands.

Printers were working overtime at stationery and victory banners (appropriations have been approved for victory party favors for 4 years running). FUBAR

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