After the midterm election fiasco and the fund-lowering accomplishments of Republican hopeless, the elephant in the Republican living room at the White House is out and the Baboon's Butt is in! Republican Party Chairmonkey, CoCo signed to reporters that only the bright red ass of a monkey in heat could bring voters back to the party of the Missing Lincoln.
Maybe a little humility and sense of humor will help to restore Republican fortunes after the disastrous arrogance and bathetic years of the Bushmonkey administration.
Maybe we can recapture the sexy Reagan years that Clinton stole away with his charisma and sinternships.
Republican pragmatists cannot believe that they ever aligned themselves with the Puritanical Christian right and the Wolfowitz war-mongers. Americans love sex and hate bloodshed except in movies and video games. CoCo promised that the new Republican image would have more ass!