UK gender ID disorder man crowned prophet of Hindu goddess

Funny story written by queen mudder

Thursday, 12 April 2007

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The deity is a bit more androgenous than this

Gujarat State - (Reuterus): A Leicestershire gender disorder man has been crowned as the reincarnation of the prophet of Hindu eunuch deity Bahuchar Mata without the intervention of tricky surgery.

Stephen Louis Cooper has been adopted by the temple town of Becharaji as its official go-between to the legendary goddess after a career that started with failing to qualify in law from Ruskin College at Oxford University, UK.

The twenty-something traveller went to India last year where his £1,000 left arm tattoo of Bahuchar Mata soon got the locals interested enough to offer him the part-time post at the eunuchs' temple.

Cooper is now venerated by locals and eunuchs alike who flock to see him, touch his feet and offer him sweetmeats like toffee banana.

The temple town is now sponsoring him for an official residency permit after claims that his occult powers restored the manhood of a genitally-challenged male who went on to father triplets.

"It's a lot warmer than Leistershire, although I do miss the beer," Cooper said today.

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