Last week PotterCOM introduced the WAND. A thin long device which you activate by waving it and saying an activation key Wingardium Leviosa. After which, you must also say a wand-phone number and it makes the call.
In a demonstration last week, Harry Potter and his assistant Ron Weasley tried the product in its first public showing. Four people in the crowd, along with Ron Weasley, were rushed to the emergency room due to Wand-to-eye-itis. The five now have only one functioning eye.
When a wand number is dialled, the tip will shoot out a green holographic picture of the person called.
The wand is said to be a rip off from Telecom's future product The Holo-Stick. Mr. Potter now faces another law suit to his ever growing list which consists of three hundred and forty eight thousand five hundred and seventy six a few from his old name family the Smith's or Smithy's as they prefer to be called Harry who stole his brother's idea for becoming Harry Potter and doing all this shit.
PotterCOM is a subsidiary of Potter Incorporated.
President and CEO Harry Potter previously known as John Smith, who came out victorious in JK Rowling's lawsuit, are both are now partners working on Potter Products.
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