Senate Approves Timetable to Withdraw Bush from White House

Funny story written by The Noosance

Wednesday, 28 March 2007

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Heck I love approving these timetables...what's this one for again?

On March 27th, the Senate voted to impose a timetable on President Bush's remaining days in the White House.

The bill calls for an immediate, retroactive withdrawal of the President by March 26th, 2007-one day before the measure's enactment.

"We don't have the funds to support this President anymore," said Nancy Pelosi. "The brain-related injuries he is suffering from has not only endangered our troops and our country, it has wiped out the treasury. We warned him months ago-if he wanted to wage an endless war, he would have to spend his own money. If he was serious about being the President, he should have gotten a paper route."

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