Washington D.C. - In a stunning development, the U.S. Senate and House of Representatives have passed an alternative plan to the $1.8 Billion "Weaponization" settlement fund started by Trump attorney, Trump family consigliere and now Department of Justice head Todd Blanche.
Instead of allowing January 6 rioters, criminals, disgraced pillow manufacturers and Trumper fast buck artists like Steve Bannon to draw upon the billion dollar fund, lawmakers passed a bipartisan bill requiring the Trump family, Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos and Peter Thiel and other prominent oligarch billionaires to each adopt several Oath Keepers, Proud Boys, QAnon Followers and Police beaters who wll live with their families and receive financial and other support.
"This will be an ideal arrangement for the rioters and the billionaire oligarchs that they depend on for support" said one congressman.
