Israel Deports Donald Trump And Greta Thunberg

Funny story written by K.C. Bell

Monday, 9 June 2025

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baby formula, flour, rice, diapers, medical supplies, and children's prosthetics.

Taking a stand in support of humanity, feeding people, saving children, and working toward peace, both Great Thunberg and later Donald Trump were removed from their separate boats by the Israeli military and deported back to their respective countries.

Donald Trump exploded with rage, saying he needed a humanitarian plus after being fingered by Elon Musk, who falsely claimed he was in the Epstein files.

As revenge against Israel, Trump promises to rat out Benjamin Netanyahu and tell the world about all the junk (Trump's vocabulary) he has done to Palestinians, Gaza, the West Bank, and his bank account. 

Trump went on to say that all he wanted was a little good press, affirmation (not Trump's vocabulary) as a good person and world leader, and to feed the people. However, instead, he was deported back to the United States as if he were just another sucker and loser (Trump's vocabulary).  

Meanwhile, Greta Thunberg, was aboard another Gaza-bound boat carrying urgently needed goods, including baby formula, flour, rice, diapers, medical supplies, and children's prosthetics. Though deported, she had plans to persevere: 

"We are doing this because, no matter what odds we are against, we have to keep trying because the moment we stop, we lose our humanity. And no matter how dangerous, it is not even near as dangerous as the silence of the entire world in the face of genocide."

Israel's defense minister, Israel Katz, dismissed her humanitarian effort: "To Greta the antisemite and her friends, propagandists for Hamas — I say clearly: You would do well to turn back…"

...baby formula, flour, rice, diapers, medical supplies, children's prosthetics...

...Children's prosthetics...

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