Judge Larry Seidlin brokers TV show for Israeli bondage ambassador

Funny story written by queen mudder

Tuesday, 13 March 2007

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The ex-ambassador is set to be a new porno star

Florida - (Ass Press): Using his newfound showbiz connections Florida judge Larry Seidlin is acting as go-between for Israeli ambassador to El Salvador Tzuriel Refael to be given is very own celebrity show on a cult S&M/fetish channel.

Refael was dismissed by the Israeli government last week after being found drunk and trussed up in a tacky bondage suit complete with the obligatory tennis ball shoved down his throat and up his anus.

This prompted some diplomatic sources to suggest he may have made derogatory remarks about Andy Roddick's latest bout of bad luck on the Pro circuit. Those rumors have not yet been challenged.

Now Refael is being urged to take up the offer which could see him rise to the fetishists' equivalent of a male Anna Nicole superstar.

And in a surprise development his agent has been seen in discussions with Pastor Ted Haggard who too is looking for a big hand on a new career opening following dismissal from his previous employers.

"This could be a winning double-act combo", said a cable TV spokesman.

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