London - (Ass Press): Hapless Israeli ambassador to El Salvador and S&M aficionado Tzuriel Refael appears not to be the only perv on the international diplomatic circuit.
Reports that the Bush Administration's envoy to London Robert 'Katie' Holmes Tuttle has replaced an unique Grade 1-listed wine cellar at the Regent's Park Residency with a custom-built bondage suite in which he entertains prospective Supreme Court judges on vacation in London have been rife for over a year.
But while Refael was found in a compromising position with the Cuban Charge d'Affaires' member lodged down his throat last week and was an easy target for outing by the diplomatic cops, Tuttle is a far slipperier fish to nail and hides his predilictions behind heavy damask drapes.
Until last weekend, that is.
According to exemplary sources not a million miles away from domestic staff who regularly service the Residency pool, Tuttle's fur-lined purple leatherette bondage studio was bugged last summer by cops probing UK Prime Monster Tony Blair.
A number of interesting financial transactions between four Supreme Court justices who have taken advantage of the Residency's facility and Blair's Gatekeeper, Ruth Turner, show she has been the "tragic victim" of the Bush Administration's largesse in the form of offshore bank account payments for over seven years.
Turner's foster father is a Professor of Divinity at Yale where he secured a £50,000 scholarship for Blair Junior via Osteoporosis Division Skull 'N' Bones members.
Ambassador Tuttle has now ensured that the UK tabloid press has found a new angle to spin in the reporting of the probe after advice from Karl Rove to mention that Prime Mobster Blair's bagman Lord Levy is under anti-semitic attack.
From whom is not yet clear.
Protocols of the Elders of Zion spokesman at Scotland Yard was unable to help but suggested that Levy, 56, may have acted as the middle man in the installation of Tuttle's subterranean kinky lovenest.
Tzuriel Refael is 69.
