Nassau - (ReUterus): Howard K Stern's chances of reaping paternity rewards for Anna Nicole's baby Dannielynn sank to an all time low today after online video site YouBoobed posted scenes of his 2005 vasectomy.
The explicit footage shows that the operating surgeon had some difficulty in finding Stern's balls after they shrank back deep inside his body at the first sign of a scalpel and hypodermic needle.
And that six hours of coaxing, teasing, pleading and an explicit floorshow by the clinic nurse still failed to reverse the retraction that gripped Stern's vas deferens like a bout of virgin's vaginisimus.
Then a suitcase stuffed with one hundred dollar bills was brought into the pre-med room by a Guess Genes attorney along with legal paperwork giving Stern perpetual custody of his top client and partner's gestation issues.
The rest of the footage has been withdrawn under US obscenity laws.