In a shocking twist sure to complicate the ongoing legal investigations, coroners have discovered what appears to be a secret legal will tucked away in a hidden compartment inside the late Anna Nicole Smith's left boob. Ironically, according to the coroner, had the trial over her remains been settled in a timely manner, Smith's body never would have decomposed enough to reveal the secret storage facility.
"She was much smarter than people gave her credit for," said Robb Hinchley, the plastic surgeon / amateur vault maker responsible for creating Smith's clandestine cleavage compartment. "She was the one that came up with the idea for the compartment. She said to me 'how...blu ca ca...doggy...stawp it...mean doggy...blah', which I interpreted to mean 'why let all this vast space inside my thoracal cavity go to waste when I could allow you to perform a highly experimental / unethical procedure that would not only get you published, but possibly win you the Moreau Award for Outstanding Surgical Accomplishment?' " - at which point in the interview, Dr. Hinchley snickered sinisterly and mysteriously disappeared. He has been unavailable for further comment.
Although the will was the most important item discovered within Smith's secret bosom nook, other items uncovered include spare pocket change amounting to 37 cents, a broken key chain purchased from an old navy department store, and two full sized Chevy Impalas. In conclusion, she had huge boobs.
