WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The newly-elected president, Joe Biden, has been busy filling in his cabinet positions and talking to commercial disinfectant companies.
Upon recommendation from his wife, Jill, and newly-elected vice-president, Kamala Harris, he has offered the treasury secretary job to Jeff Bezos.
As Jill Biden stated, who better to run the financial department of the United States than the world’s richest man?
Harris agreed, adding that should the country get into a financial situation, Jeff would be able to bail us out with a loan in 10 minutes, and at zero percent interest.
An aide to Joe Biden says that all of his campaign workers and staffers-to-be were in complete agreement, and can hardly wait for the new president to open up the kid cages, get rid of the portrait of President Andrew "The Racist" Jackson, that sits in Trump's snack room, and start arresting white extremists.
Meanwhile, Jeff Bezos says he'll certainly consider the Treasury secretary position, although he'd be taking one hell of a pay cut.