First DWBJ Arrest Made by New Task Force

Funny story written by Pointer

Tuesday, 16 January 2007

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Sgt Rogers predicts:"...they'll be going away for a looong time!".

It was just a matter of time before NYPD's new cracker-jack DWBJ task force would make their first bust. After a boring week of reeling in some driving while drunk, text messaging, eating Big Macs and a few shavers and eye shadowers a DWBJ finally was spotted on the radar.

Sgt Chris "Bronxbomber" Rogers was the first member of the task force to get suspicious: "Half the drivers in NYC swerve and look dazed but this guy was something special! Up the curb at Fordham Road, through the light at Pelham Parkway and right onto Fordham University Rosehill Campus".

Officers on the task force approached the vehicle with extreme caution and weapons drawn. They called in the "Ghetto Bird" and a helicopter as well. What they found troubled even the most experienced members of the new task force."We were told to expect some pretty rough stuff in training", Rogers offered ,"But this was triple XXX!".

"Let's just say" added Lt. H. Hefner, after head of the DWBJ task force Rogers needed to be excused, I've seen plenty in my day-Filthy Sanchez, Alpine Alley-oop, Bareskin Barracuda-pretty much all of it, but this couple took the cake and there was even some cannoli involved...I'll leave the rest to your imagination!".

When Rogers returned from his "break", we asked him what he thought the consequences of this behavior would be. "Well, let's just say there'll be noooo pregnancy and these two will be going away for a loooong time!".

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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