NY Times calls Circumcision The True Aids Vaccine!

Funny story written by Pointer

Tuesday, 16 January 2007

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Moshe Sharpener demonstrates his circumcision technique

The NY Times brutally devalued the work of thousands of vaccine researchers at the most prestigious Medical research universities and laboratories today by discrediting their work thus far on an HIV vaccine as "an utter failure!".

Science Editor, Sy Eddie Cutitoff, wrote in a recent Science Times Editorial: "What a waste! Millions of dollars and trillions of lab hours not to mention the mountainous piles of dead lab animals, the broken marriages and the nervous breakdowns, the sleepless nights and the vain dreams of Nobel Prize speeches and no vaccine in sight!".

"Just Cut it off!", (Cutitoff asked forgiveness for the bad pun), Cutitoff said in reference to the foreskin. "Everyone knows it by now, no foreskin, no Hiv, no Hiv, No AIDS!".

The Absolutely Positive HIV Vaccine Researchers Union(HIV+RU?)denounced the Times for its facile reliance on an ancient religious ritual. Virologist Extraordinaire, Harvard researcher, Thomas "Bughunter" Rogers said:" I couldn't believe it! I know the Bush administration reaches conclusion by faith and ignores science but not the NY Times!".

In a related story, Moiles, Jewish Circumcizers, have reported an incredible increase in demand even and especially in the inner cities. Moshe Sharpener exclaimed: "I've never been so busy in my life! I'm lopping off foreskins,Gentile and Jew alike, like there's no tomorrow! Oy Kibbible! Some of those Schwarze schlongs! It's a days woirk!".

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