The Golden Globe Awards are presented each year by the Hollywood Foreign Press and are often a preview of the Academy Awards. This year's list of winners offered no real surpises in the major categories. In the minor, and sometimes more technical areas, however, there were some shockers.
A list of those winners is as follows:
Best Supporting Actress in a Brief Appearance in a Non-Scripted Reality Moment
Britney Spear's Vagina
Worst Ray Charles Imitation in a Reality Show
Taylor Hicks, American Idol
Worst Musical Performances that were Unintentionally Funny and Truly Demeaning and Dehumanizing to the Performers
The Auditions Sequences of American Idol
Best Hair/Make-up in a Non-Scripted Reality Performance
Britney Spear's Vagina
Best Grip
The Queen
Worst Grip
Tony Romo (for the Dallas Cowboys vrs. Seattle Seahawks playoff game)
Least Romantic On-Screen Kiss
Talladega Nights, the Legend of Ricky Bobby (for the kiss between the male protagonist and antagonist)
Worst Actor to Ever Play James Bond in the Worst James Bond Movie Ever Made
Daniel Craig (note: this was no surprise as there were no other nominees)
Movie to Feature More Flatulance and Less Political Correctness Than Any Film Ever Made
Larry The Cable Guy, Health Inspector
Most Self Serving Television Talk Show/Talk Show Host/Hostess
(Tie)
Oprah Winfrey
Dr. Phil
Martha Stewart
Howard Stern
Most Self Serving Radio Show/Radio Host Who Thinks Anyone With a Measureable IQ Even Cares or Listens
Rush Limbaugh
Stupidest Performance by a Moron in a Governmental Position
George W. Bush
Best Hanging
Saddam Hussein
(though Florida's Chad has demanded a re-count)
