Written by K.C. Bell

Thursday, 17 January 2019

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Trees make a better borderline than a concrete wall.

According to the news, Trump says guns are safe. However, children ripped away from their mother's arms belong in cages for weeks or months.

“I’m getting the word from lots and lots of children that they love being put in cages. It’s like their second home. Better than the s-hole countries they come from. And parents have a baby sitter. They can spend the day at a golf course.”

Not Trump’s children or grandchildren, but children accompanying their parents who were seeking asylum from terrorist filled nations. Two of these children have died while under the care of Homeland Security. Someone suggested that if enough children die, parents will stop seeking asylum.

“Lots of DHS folks are telling me asylum seekers are going back to their terrorist s-hole nations to protect their children from US cages. They know I’m tough on gang members, ISIS, sick people, rapists, killers and children at the border.”

To further discourage US entry, Trump is demanding $5 billion to erect a concrete wall. House Democratic Leader Nancy Pelosi said, “Nope.”

Following news of Pelosi’s ‘nope’, Trump’s secretary of Homeland Security Kirstjen Nielsen, called the Democrats attitude to a border wall as, offensive and disrespectful. Grabbing a woman by the pussy is offensive and disrespectful. Judging from her name, she isn’t a native-born American.

When Pelosi said Trump’s wall was immoral, Trump replied, “So what’s immoral? The Vatican has a wall. Is the Vatican immoral?” He rambles on, “Some people call my wall medieval. The wheel’s been around since before walls were built, but we’re still using wheels.” That was Trump’s big got-ya moment.

Evidently, Trump and his 35% base believe the United States drove up to the moon, and that the International Space Station is resupplied by drivers from GrubHub. Is it possible Trump thinks that after speeding down the tarmac on wheels, Air Force One flaps its wings to gain altitude? Nah.

Like rockets and jet engines, clocks move forward, and his bone spurs moved upwards. Strong borders? Yes. But the world doesn’t need another Berlin Wall dividing people.

Trees would make a beautiful borderline.

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