Written by humanoid

Friday, 14 July 2017

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The famous Mexican fags(cigarettes).

A Mexican multinational company best known for Delicados fags, has developed a corporate strategy to flood Africa with over a millions fags using fancy commercials like: "Africa, it's time to put a long Mexican fag into your mouth to savor the flavor of the fag known as Delicados."

The popular Mexican Gay singer, Juan Gabriel, once did a commercial with a fag that was inserted inbetween lips when he suddenly pulled the fag out of himself and said in Spanish, "Wow! that's the best fag I ever had, please give me another fag before I faint!"

A fag better known as a cigarette is defined in the Cambridge dictionary as: Fag- a cigarette: a packet of fags. Ex. She's gone outside for a quick fag. Ex. There were fag ends all over the floor.

A slide presentation from 2013 entitled "Corporate Affairs Approaches" details a plan to introduce Mexican fags into the homes of unsuspecting Africans. A Mexican fag for every macho man in Africa and a slim kinky fags for every African woman. African kids are not allowed to sample fags because it's bad for them, regardless of the irresistible temptations.

The corporate giant Delicados encourages Africans of every social class to drive around with a Mexican fag, to take a fag in the pie hole at work during lunch break to reduce gossiping, share a fag with desperate buddies, take a fag in the bath tub, allow your girlfriend to take a fag in bed to heighten her senses, relax with a pack of fags near a pool to get yourself really loose, enjoy a fag after breakfast to get your fix, encourage a friend to be a fag lover and yes, give a fag as a birthday gift, all in the name of good will.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Mexico, fag




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