Cincinnati - (Ass Mess): An unholy row has broken out as lawyers representing the Architect of the Universe filed papers in the US Supreme Court alleging plagiarism and copyright fraud by the Answers in Genesis organization's temple to mediocrity the Creation Museum, scheduled to open here next May.
The Disney-style archaeological disinformation facility has been hyped as an authentic recreation of historical records which, the plaintiff's lawyers allege, is a gross violation of intellectual property rights and a slur on their client's awesome reputation.
In particular, the inclusion of dinosaur tableaux vivants portraying baby tyrannosaurus rex cubs playing with Adam and Eve's offspring was a hideously loathsome harassment of His DNA patents which, unless removed immediately, would result in apocalyptical consequences for the project's financial backers in the TheoCon community.
The plaintiff's lawyers have notified that their client has given 24 hours' notice of His prerogative to exercise personal cosmic authority that outranks any human claims to the Rule of Law if the Court does not uphold His legal rights.
Expect thunderbolts and lightning in the border areas around Ohio, Kentucky, and Indiana tomorrow...
