Written by queen mudder

Tuesday, 11 December 2012

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A diet of Rocky Mountain Oysters - aka bulls' balls - put lead in Grandpop-to-be Dubya's pencil

New York - Skull 'N' Bonesmen are cock-a-hoop at news that Dubya's daughter Jenna Bush Hager is up the duff expecting twins.

Four years of trying various procedures - including sexual intercourse - see Bonesmen's pinup Jenna and husband Henry Hagar becoming parents around 1st April 2013.

Ultrasound scans of her blooming belly reveal a pair of boys that the happy couple are calling George Elvis and Prescott Adolf.

"Bet they can't wait to present ex-President George W Bush with his first official grandkids, hehe," Mrs Hager's snatch doctor's charlady commented.

"First - apart from the brat in London that nobody talks about except a virtually defunct UK Sunday tabloid."

All the excitement has made Jenna's twin sister Barbara come out in vajazzle hives as the day of the great farrowing approaches ever nearer.

Proud grandma-to-be Laura Bush is 104.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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