The Learning Disabled Channel (formerly TLC) announced that it is launching "Celebrity Sumo Wrestling"
Meyer Schlochstein TLDC Reality Chief said: "Learning never stops over here at TLDC and we are gonna take the fattest Reality Stars from our Network where most of the celebrities are obese and include extremely obese celebrities from the media at large including politicians and match them up in Classic Japanese Sumo Contests and we are gonna add a few new twists which I can't talk about yet -heh heh!"
He went on: "And to launch this new series we will have Mike Huckabee and Chris Christie battling it out to raise money for our friends at The GOP!"
He stated; "When it comes to hard charging Mountains of Fat it does not get get any better than these two Political Hogmeisters!"
He continued; "We wanted Rush Limbaugh and he agreed but we could not get medical clearance due to his Oxycotin addiction BUT he has agreed to be a referee."
He said;" Roger Ailes the extremely corpulent boss at Fox News has agreed to butt butts with Candy Crowley -oh yeah, forgot to mention we will be matching all genres in this Sumo Extravaganza - AND do not be surprised if you see the likes of Kirstie Alley and jumbo jessica Simpson going at it!"
He concluded: "Stay tuned fellow seekers of knowledge."
