Washington AC/DC - There was shock in Capitol Hill today as a Congressional Committee with oversight of Cold War cover-ups screwed up badly in the hysterical - ah, historical! - DNA department handling so called US presidential cold sperm files.
The balls-up has outed Hillary Clinton as the birth mother of not just Monica Lewinsky, the intern who reinterpreted the Deep Throat genre with her presidential shenanigans, but also of her twin brother Larry Page, founder of Glooble.
The twins' father has been identified as Vince Foster, the Clintons' former Rose Law Firm partner who became embroiled in the Whitewater scandal and eventually killed himself himself in a two-bullet rat shot 'suicide' at a seedy car park after being fired from his White House counsellor's position for god knows what stuff.
He was 69.
This morning's Congressional Committe gaffe follows more than four decades of Clinton bullshit about Hillary Rodham's own genome and the toxic mutations on her XX chomosomes.
Glueball's co-founder Sir Gay Bryn is 105.
