Bush Meat Suspected In African Virus Pandemic

Written by queen mudder

Thursday, 31 July 2014

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Sure is a nasty mouthful

Crawford, Texas - Thousands of packages of illicit bush meat labeled Rocky Mountain Oyster Delight have been traced to a bison testicle tickling - uh, pickling! - plant in Texas.

A food hygiene standards swoop in Ebola-torn Sierra Leone this morning discovered the Texan Tendergroins consignment from George W Bush's Predator Chapel Ranch.

Officials said some of the delicacies appear to have been pre-Brazilianed in conformity with stringent African fur-free nutrition rules.

That suggests a recipe straight out of Old Mother Bush's Bushtucker Cookbook which recommends the exotic sweetmeat is eaten deep fried.

Preparation involves the bison bollocks neatly peeled, basted in flour/chilli pepper/salt and then pounded flat ahead of being served as an Amuse Bouche with a piquant cocktail sauce dip.

Most Texan recipes recommend severing the testicles from the bison before serving.

A few even recommend killing the beast first.

Commenting on today's seizure Laura 'Pickles' Bush told reporters just one mouthful can be satisfying as a wholesome starter.

Jebb Bush is 69.

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