Written by queen mudder

Friday, 13 June 2014

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Tony Blair still has fantasies of a nuke blowout in Fallujah

Fort Huachuca, Arizona - "Too damn busy minding their TV ratings," the Pentagon's former top psychic warfare specialist General Albert Stubblebine III told a specially convened meeting of the Military Intelligence Hall of Fame today.

A Hall inauguration ceremony honoring Stubblebine's Iraq War psychic warriors heard how new Iraqi insurgents using the Isis flag of convenience were 'standing outside the tent pissing into the interior' as Iraq reverted back to bloody civil war.

Stubblebine famously advised George W Bush on shock and awe psycho-tactics designed to crush Saddam from within after his battalion of psychic sleuths 'discovered' the locations of weapons of mass destruction.

Unfortunately the sixth sense visions provided by his remote viewers also included a highly classified prediction that the USA's 44th President, Dick Cheney, would famously crush Afghanistan's dastardly Taliban.

George Dubya Bush's current tarot reader is 69.

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