Suicide Donkey Explodes in Hamas Terror Plot, Hundreds Get Free Piece of Ass

Funny story written by E. Williams

Sunday, 20 July 2014

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This guy would like to kick some militant ass.

Gaza - Ok, so the title of this article is the only remotely funny part of this story and is really just to get your attention.

This latest attempt to kill innocents in the Middle East by using animals as a way to get bombs close to crowds in an attempt to kill only furthers the stereotype that these people are barbaric savages.

In this case, Hamas militants strapped explosives to a donkey and then tried to send it into a populated area to detonate and kill or maim untold scores of Israelis. Israeli soldiers spotted the animal and had no choice but to shoot the explosives before they went off in a populated area.

These people are the lowest of the low among us on the planet. The mindset that believes this is acceptable is hard for those of us in the West to comprehend.

It is also the reason that the denial many in the West have about such groups will only lead to further innocent blood being shed.

These militants, and millions more like them throughout the Middle East, were simply a nuisance before the real advent of technology came along, but now they must be dealt with for what they are: Terrorists who will stop at nothing to kill their enemies and by any means necessary.

Sending an innocent animal strapped with explosives anywhere is insane and these people should be treated as such. They deserve the same fate that the doomed, defenseless animals get when they strap the bombs on them.

Let them have all the ass they want once they meet their virgins in the sky.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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