Sandy T.W.A.T.S and Camels are the Future for the Middle East

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Monday, 25 November 2013

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Cooling Device for Fusion Chamber

Saudi Arabia, Iran, Iraq and The Emirates will stay among the world's leaders in energy production. A combination of sand and Camel dung have been found to give off colossal energy which can be produced in a Tocamac Water Fusion Amplification Chamber (T.W.A.T)

A breakthrough by scientists means that the energy of a million tons of TNT can be produced from a teaspoonful of sand and a kilogram of Camel crap.

Only sand from these countries seems to work and only with an excited T.W.A.T.

In a similar way to the pre starting of a commercial electricity commutator, the T.W.A.T has to be excited by a vibrator before it becomes of any use to man or beast.

Experts predict that the Arab Nations where the "magic" camel shit and sand are found will become so wealthy that they will be able to afford to have David Beckham (who has a talking T.W.A.T. already) stand at the door 24/7 to take guests coats and to pay him a million dollars a minute.

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