Wiccan fury at Islamofascists' Isis slur

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Monday, 16 June 2014

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The Great Seal of Isis, Mother of Creation

Los Angeles, California - The World Council of Wicca has issued a 20-kiloton hex against a ragbag of Islamofascist thugs who have highjacked the name of the Mother of Creation for their vile Iraqi insurgency antics.

This morning's statement from Wiccan HQ located at 666 Sunset Boulevard, Los Angeles condemned the Islamic State of Iraq and Syria - or Isis for short - for the sheer effrontery of using the Goddess' moniker.

Since time immemorial the great matriarchal deity has been known in the Middle East as Al-Lat, the ultimate pre-Islamic deity and supernatural ruler of the City of Mecca, global epicenter of patriarchal heresy in the Maghreb and Mashrek.

Male-god religions systematically destroyed her legacy by remorseless touting of God-the-Father apostasy and other related crap this morning's terse communiqué stated as violence in Iraq continued unabated.

The hex was broadcast on the Live Ether Channel's hex messaging service and carried a reminder that the last time such a desecration of the Goddess' reputation happened the Great Mother Creator took her revenge by changing all apostate insurgents into pigs.

Saddam Hussain's British baptism certificate continues to flame the Sunni-Shia schizm.

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