Shit-house boy band One Direction recently enraged music lovers of good taste by re-enacting the Abbey Road crossing made famous by rock icons, "The Beetles."
The result was the bombardment of the boys by nearby residents and staunch defenders of genuine music talent with a copious amount of eggs.
It is believed that the only casualty was Harry Styles with a egg to the side of his head and a fourteen year old fat girl who managed to block most of the onslaught.
In what could only be described as a desperate publicity stunt, the group later met the girl in the hospital with a cake baked from her defensive efforts.
