Uma Thurman's Hands Break 3D Printer in Boston!

Funny story written by Jack Allen

Saturday, 26 April 2014

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A super fan of Uma Thurman is suing Makerbot, as his newly purchased Replicator broke down when it was asked to create the hands of a life-size mannequin of Uma Therman.

Jimmy Jackson of Boston Massachusetts claims to be Uma Thurman's biggest fan and states that he can recall any film, advert or any other piece of utter stinky jizz that Ms. Thurman has ever starred in. When Mr Jackson attempted to create his own Uma, for obviously platonic reasons, his 3D printer could not compute the request and has not worked at full capacity since.

Makerbot have responded by stating that they know their 3D printers are used for a multitude of reasons. However, some "substantial projects", such as the one in question, are "beyond them at this time". To apologise for any inconvenience caused, Makerbot have donated a special laminated poster of Uma Therman to Mr. Jackson.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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