Thursday, 17 April 2014

image for Donald Trump to star as new superhero "The Donald" in Hollywood blockbuster
The legendary suit made from white linen from Roslyn Chapel.

Look over there, its a man, no its a talking wig, no its "The Donald."

Ivanka Trump made the announcement about her father today from the lobby of the Trump Tower Hotel.

"The world needs a real hero," she boomed to the crowd, hand held over her head like she was performing on Saturday Night Fever.

"My father will be starring in a feature film called, The Donald, he will use his money and influence to rid the world of his competition... I mean evil."

Filming will start next week with Anthony Hopkins starring as Donald's tailor who skillfully constructs a 3 million dollar suit that is fire proof and photo shops any pictures that are snapped while Donald in it.

Ben Affleck will star as "Fantastic Bill Rancic" who moonlights as The Donald's side kick.

Gilbert Gottfried and Dolph Lungren will appear as the film's villians. Known as "The twosome gruesome" the pair will try to disrupt Donald's plans for world domination.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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