Donald Trump Has Gotten His Feelings Hurt

Written by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 19 March 2014

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Transgendered hairstylist Delilah Fizz is the only hairstylist that Trump will let do his hair.

NEW YORK CITY - Billionaire Donald Trump recently told Regis Philbin on The Viagra View that he cannot understand why so many of the American people; especially those that could be categorized as either being poor or semi-poor dislike him so much.

Trump said that he has thousands of people on his payroll and employs maids, cooks, gardeners, pool boys, and even a full-time masseuse.

He told Philbin that he got a bad rap for his birther comment regarding President Obama.

Trump said that he merely wanted to make sure that the president of the United States was born on American soil and not born in Kenya, Norway, or Lower Zamgola.

He stressed to Regis that he kind of looks at himself as the unofficial watchdog of the American people.

El Donaldo, as George Lopez calls him, confessed to Philbin that people do not realize how much it hurts him when they make fun of his perfectly coiffed hair.

He then told Regis that he wanted to go on record on The Viagra View that effective immediately he is insisting that people stop referring to his hair as "The Hairdo From Hell."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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