Written by Auntie Jean

Monday, 24 March 2014

Great Britain's tiny Sovereign State of Gibraltar will next month be honoured by a Royal visit from The King of Spain's Daughter. She is to visit and honour the site of a little nut tree at the top of the famous Rock. The Rock, which is also to receive the George Cross on August 1st for Military Excellence is to receive a visit from Queen Elizabeth II in August to present the medal officially. A garden party will be held in Casement Square with V.I.P. guests including Political lobbyists, Opus Dei and senior members of the Spanish neo Fascist P.P. party heirarchy.

Spain, a largely barren country in between France and Portugal, whose recent illegal Border harrassment strategy has helped put Gibraltar firmly back on the finance, sporting, internet gaming and investment markets by drawing the world's attention to the booming British State, is said to be keen to be represented in Gibraltarian business circles. Spain's main export products of cuddly Barbary Ape toys and Straw Donkeys are its major source of income after the decline of the Sherry and Tourist trade.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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