Written by Smart Blonde Bimbo

Monday, 23 December 2013

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some snakes are more active in warm weather

Larry King of Montana experienced one of the most painful ailments that any man could wish for--or not wish for, depending on whether said man is a masochist. He experienced a snake-bit scrotum when he squatted down to relieve himself in the woods.

At the time, the temperature was higher than 60 degrees Fahrenheit, when snakes, who are usually coldblooded creatures, bestir themselves to find food. This one specimen had suddenly looked up and could not believe it's good fortune. There, hanging less than a foot above him, hung the most delectable treat any snake could wish for. That being said, the snake slithered off, satisfied and congratulating itself for the well-placed nip. And it left poor Larry with the aftermath--his attempt to relieve himself all but forgotten.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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