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Peter Stringfellow's Severed Penis Attacks Man

Funny story: Peter Stringfellow's Severed Penis Attacks Man

Renowned Lothario Peter Stringfellow has died after having his penis severed by an intruder to the Playboy mansion in the early hours of this morning. The intruder claims he wandered in whilst "looking for a toilet" and mistook the ageing self-pr...

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Anaconda serpentologists cast hex against Islamic Snake

Funny story: Anaconda serpentologists cast hex against Islamic Snake

Anaconda, Montana - Ministers at the First Anaconda Pentecostal Church of the Serpent-in-the-Garden are taking up arms against Jihadi terror by casting a hex against Islamic Snake. This evening local Snake-in-the-Grass TV News reported that charis...

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Snakebite in the Wrong Place, or Watch Where You Sit

Funny story: Snakebite in the Wrong Place, or Watch Where You Sit

Larry King of Montana experienced one of the most painful ailments that any man could wish for--or not wish for, depending on whether said man is a masochist. He experienced a snake-bit scrotum when he squatted down to relieve himself in the woods.

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Snake Kicked Off Plane at Glasgow Airport Gives Interview

Funny story: Snake Kicked Off Plane at Glasgow Airport Gives Interview

It wasn't first-class treatment at all, that's for sure. But then again, he wasn't a first-class passenger. The snake, after all, was just a stowaway. When he was found slithering along under some seats in a plane from Mexico, he was carted of...

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Snakes in the grass, not seaweed!

Funny story: Snakes in the grass, not seaweed!

Evolution geeks are today enraptured by the latest plot twist in their mythology. For years, fibbing 'professors' such as atheist fundamentalist and evolution crackpot Richard Dawkins have been spreading the tale that snakes originated from the se...

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Julian Assange's Biggest Leak: Wets Himself and flees to Ecuadorian Embassy In Panic Pleading for Asylum!

Funny story: Julian Assange's Biggest Leak: Wets Himself and flees to Ecuadorian Embassy In Panic Pleading for Asylum!

The Australian cyber slut accused of leaking hundred's of thousands of confidential emails and sensitive government documents resulting in the untold misfortune and possibly death for hundreds of confidential government informants, and the embarrassm...

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Bonesmen's horror described in '15 ft Eastern Diamondback rattlesnake used to be George Bush Sr room mate' report

Funny story: Bonesmen's horror described in '15 ft Eastern Diamondback rattlesnake used to be George Bush Sr room mate' report

South Carolina - A one time campaigning reporter and Myrtle Beach resident has described how freaked Skull And Bonesmen are pleading the fifth about the existence of a massive 'Frankenstein' snake captured at a St Augustine, Florida fairway last week...

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The Snake at the ATM Machine: First Interview

Funny story: The Snake at the ATM Machine: First Interview

The trouble began when a customer found not only cash but also a snake waiting for him at the ATM machine in Spain. Eek! All's well that ends well, though. Local authorities were called and released the snake from the machine's cash-dispensing...

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Missing cobra in New York causes havoc in Central Park as it attacks a bitch!

Funny story: Missing cobra in New York causes havoc in Central Park as it attacks a bitch!

The cobra that went AWOL out of the New York zoo has been located in Central park after several twitters led local snake hunters on a wild mongoose (they love snakes too) chase. It was spotted by two male New Yorkers escorting their bitch out for...

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Missing Cobra Found at Iowa Caucus!

The snake missing from the Bronx Zoo has been found at the site of the Conservative Iowa Caucus! No one can determine how the snake made it from New York to Iowa but speculation is that it somehow boarded an airplane bound for De Moines, possibly ass...

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Snake bites boob and dies of silicone poisoning!

Funny story: Snake bites boob and dies of silicone poisoning!

A lusty snake (RIP), who shall remain nameless, has died after fancying a bit of tit. Unfortunately the tit was not a natural one, it was pumped full of silicone and after attempting to save its life through mouth to mouth, veterinarian surgeons pron...

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Stevie Wonder Admits His One Eyed Trouser Snake Is Blind Too

Funny story: Stevie Wonder Admits His One Eyed Trouser Snake Is Blind Too

Recording artist Stevie Wonder is one of the most famous blind musicians of all time, joining such greats as Ray Charles and Country Singer Ronnie Milsay. He is an inductee of the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame and winner of the Presidential Medal of Fr...

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A Pet Boa and a Tale of Tragic Love

Miami Fl. - Many a northerner has retired to the warm sandy beaches of Miami, seeking peace and perhaps another chance at love and romance in their golden years. Such is the story of Gwendolyn Spitfire who opted for the easy way of life and the mild...

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