Written by Auntie Jean

Friday, 20 December 2013

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An X-Ray of a celebrity

"What's my Panty Line" Celebrity show, where invited celebrities walk up and down a catwalk while x-ray images are projected on a screen in front of a panel of experts has come in for heavy criticism from feminist groups. Although some men will be invited, no criticism from men's groups has been received.

The panel must identify the celebrity from a moving x-ray image. Although the celebrities will remain fully clothed to satisfy strict broadcasting regulations, they will appear only in their underwear to panelists and the audience.

If no-one guesses the identity after ten attempts the x-ray machine will be fine tuned to take away the remaining garments. Originally to be called the X-Ray factor, the similarity to the X-factor brand name was causing legal problems.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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