Written by Butch32

Wednesday, 4 December 2013

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Scientists find errors in global warming data because the satellites drifted in orbit and were reporting night time temperatures as daytime ones. This contests the erroneous information scientists found demonstrating that the planet is actually cooling.

But on the other side of the global warming position there are far greater some-what true facts to consider.

Climate expert Ben Santer, from California, states that those rather steady measurements in the tropics have been a major reason among people asking, 'Why should I believe this global warming hocus-pocus?'"

And Bill Sundker, a scientist from Florida, answered this question, "...because my colleague, Jim, melted."

Butch Placek
Yield TV

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Topics: Global Warming




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