Dazzling Harvest Moon lights Up Rare 'Blue Ice' Shower From International Space Station

Funny story written by queen mudder

Wednesday, 18 September 2013

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The scene in West Manhattan tonight

New York - An extremely rare 'blue moon' kinda shower from the ISS space toilet was raining down hard all over Manhattan's Meatpacking District tonight.

Up to six months' worth of human waste suddenly plummeted home during a dazzling Harvest Moon display, much of it all over Amazonbotch shyster lawyer Steven Donziger's pad.

The self-proclaimed fantasist is being sued for $60 billion in a RICO racketeering lawsuit before the New York courts by US super major Chevron for orchestrating Ecuador's $19 billion pollution scam.

Nearby residents said the apartment's bijou rooftop garden became coated with a dense layer of extraterrestrial crap tonight, probably from the Russian-built Progress shit carrier that collects and disposes of ISS waste.

Astronauts on board the IS Station generally pack the freighter with half a year's garbage before dumping it into deep space where it's guaranteed to be pulverized by asteroids.

Something clearly went very wrong tonight amid NASA reports of a major Progress malfunction that's recycled nearly two tonnes of ISS effluent all over West NYC.

Commenting on the karmic implications of the astrology this evening local Meatpacking District wiseguy Pedro Baddios said 'As Ye Sow So Shall Ye Reap'.

Manhattan's Harvest Moon rises at 6.30pm local time.

So what's gone wrong this time round?

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