Class Problem Sensation

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Monday, 8 April 2013

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Class Struggle

Increasing numbers of Britain's are worried about what class they are in. Others feel left out.

Among the wealthy there is concern that they cannot find the Parasite Class. The owners of right wing newspapers, who evade tax by having their profits placed in offshore islands, feel excluded.

Then there are my friends who were constantly put outside class in their youth who appear not to exist in any class structure.

Other pals have not been able to find class 4C, where they felt at home for many a year.

Then there are the super elite who don't give fuck about class and what class they are in. My comrades say they don't care but they are up in arms at being excluded.

We may have left the class struggle when we departed from our schools but the recently emerging PLEBS still feel that the classless society will emerge after the death of sociology.

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