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Funny story: Hull Man Gets Own Back On Mosquito

Hull Man Gets Own Back On Mosquito

Reports are emerging from the Thai capital of Bangkok, that a mosquito that had already bitten a man on the leg, but continued to relentlessly stalk the victim for 'afters', has been killed, after the aforementioned man remorselessly swatted it to de...

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Funny story: Mosquitoes - The Mini-Me's Of Vampires

Mosquitoes - The Mini-Me's Of Vampires

Mosquitoes are evil little geniuses. They are adept enough to fly up, whine in your ear, then take off laughing as you whip yourself in the head trying to swat them. They know how to hold a victim in suspense as they flit about having the wiles to dodge the hand raised in self defense. Their form combines all the elements of dark, loathsome things combined- a hunchback like he of Notre Dame fa...

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Funny story: Nazis planned mosquito attacks on London!

Nazis planned mosquito attacks on London!

Heinrich Himmler, naughty Nazi, asked scientists in Dachau to test if mosquitoes could replace cyanide as an effective way of mass-murdering incarcerated Jews and if it worked then asked them to produce squadrons of the beasts so they could attack Lo...

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Funny story: The Women of Duck Dynasty To Appear In A Nude Calendar

The Women of Duck Dynasty To Appear In A Nude Calendar

CHICAGO - Mrs. Phil Robertson AKA Miss Kay has just announced that Willie's wife Korie and Jase's wife Missy have agreed to appear in a 2014 calendar to be named The Women of Duck Dynasty. Kay said that Jeptha's wife Jessica, who is a model, will...

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Funny story: Louisiana Reveals They Have Just Developed Two Nuclear Weapons

Louisiana Reveals They Have Just Developed Two Nuclear Weapons

BATON ROUGE, Louisiana - The state that has had more hurricanes than Joan Rivers lips have had botox has just revealed a very top secret matter. According to a source who spoke to American Spotlight Magazine on grounds of anonymity, the Creole, Ca...

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Funny story: Swarming mosquitoes threaten Saturday's Last Night of the Proms in Hyde Park

Swarming mosquitoes threaten Saturday's Last Night of the Proms in Hyde Park

London - Millions of mosquito larvae in the Princess Diana Memorial Fountain have suddenly hatched in the glorious September sunshine like a colony of Pthirus pubis - pubic crab lice - on the Old Queen Mum's snatch. This morning a swarm of the lit...

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