Minnesota Teacher Fired For Drawing Pornographic Stick People

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Saturday, 27 April 2013

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Some of the students in Mrs. Prinski's class.

ST. PAUL, Minnesota - In a case that has 'unbelievable' written all over it, a second grade teacher in St. Paul, Minnesota has been fired for what the elementary school principle described as drawing x-rated stick people.

Mrs. Lola Belle Prinski, 43, who teaches at St. Paul's Whoopi Goldberg Elementary School was terminated after several of the parents complained that she was drawing vulgar, nasty figures in the classroom in front of her 28 students.

Prinski, when confronted by school principle Collier Tony Pickerpix, 67, stated that she was merely conducting a visual demonstration to her class on the art of safe sex.

The case is believed to be the very first of its kind anywhere in the nation.

An unnamed inside source stated that Mrs. Prinski has apologized but one of the parents identified as Sahara Jane Dashburton, 31, stated that since the stick people incident her little girl Mindy Cindy Dashburton, 8, has been severely traumatized and she is now utterly afraid of drinking straws, pretzels, and pencils.

SIDENOTE: According to Amanda P. Cullencreek, the school's guidance counselor, Mrs. Prinski has stated that she is so embarrassed about the whole situation that she has decided to move to Tucson, Arizona.

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