LAPD car stolen from Central Division station

Funny story written by erikals1

Wednesday, 24 April 2013

A LAPD car was stolen earlier today from Central Division station at approximately 9:00am Los Angeles time.

Chief Kent McCord of the LAPD has described the incident as 'quite unusual' but pledges that the occupants will be captured 'using as peaceful means as is possible.'

The vehicle is being driven by two occupants. One is reportedly 6 or 7 years of age, the other one is reportedly 3 or 4 years of age.

The shop number of the vehicle is #80789, and it was last seen travelling Code 3 in the Laguna Hills area, around Laguna Hills High School.

Anyone with information is urged to call the LAPD non-emergency hotline.

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